Sunday, January 5, 2014

Air in the vagina


My BF always loves to blow air on my vagina and clitoris, is this harmful?

No this is harmless. There are reports that some air may travel along side the uterus and end up in your abdomen. However, this is not harmful. It has been known ever since the science of radiology was developed.

There are some stupid non-healthcare professionals who believe this air can get into the blood vessels-this is impossible. These morons who give advice on the love channel do not understand the difference between what is free air in the abdomen and air in a blood vessel. Air does not get into a blood vessel by simply blowing in the vagina. When air does get inside the abdomen, it may cause some discomfort near the lower rib cage. This will dissipate in a few days.

For air embolism to occur, you need some type of trauma to a blood vessel. Unless the BF is a blood sucking vampire (and also likes to blow air), the chances of air embolism is ZERO. Please stop reading medical advice given by wanna be doctors. Continue with your oral sex life as it is harmless and fun.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

Weight gain after bariatric surgery


Is regaining of weight common after weight loss surgery?

Gastric bypass surgery can be an effective treatment for obesity, and most people do lose weight after the procedure. But you'll always be at risk of regaining weight you do lose, even years later. The surgery does not suppress the appetite center in the brain and hence food cravings are not reduced after all types of bariatric procedures.

To help reach your weight-loss goal and prevent weight regain, it's crucial to make lifestyle changes along with having gastric bypass surgery.

If you begin to regain weight after gastric bypass surgery, talk to your doctor. You may need a thorough evaluation that includes medical, psychological and lifestyle factors that could contribute to weight gain.

Weight gain after lap surgery



I recently had bypass surgery for weight loss. I did lose some weight initially but have regained it all back in 4 months. What now?

Well you are in tough s..t. Once weight gain recurs after surgery, it means two things- either the surgeon did a terrible job or that you did not stop eating. What you have to understand is that weight loss surgery does not suppress the appetite center and thus, almost every does regain weight. 

The only way to prevent weight gain is to enter into an exercise program. I do not recommend undergoing revision surgery- it is fraught with complications and you could be worse off, Best advice, start to walk and if you remain motivated and determined, you will lose the weight

Microcurrent for saggy eyelids


Does microcurrent treatment work for saggy eyelids?

No, another one of those bogus treatments. Please do not even think about this treatment. If your eyelids sag, see a good surgeon and get what is known a blepharoplasty. The only think about microcurrent treatment is that you will be known as a sucker. Pure gimmick invented by business people-some of whom are doctors. Complete waste of money.

Ultrasound to tighten skin


Does Ulthea Ultrasound help tighten facial skin?

No, it is just another gimmick that some plastic surgeons use to scam patients; it is a bogus technique that does jack shit. Pressing an ultrasound probe on your body does absolutely nothing. All the reports about skin tightening by ultrasound are published by manufacturers and doctors who know more how to make money. 

Please stop wasting your money on this crap. Any surgeon who recommends this therapy is downright scammer.

Please do not be fooled by the doctor’s before and after shoots, they are all fudged. There are 1000s of reports from patients who claim that this technique is SHIT.

Cost of Face lift


How much does a face lift cost?

It generally depends on how much you are getting done. But expect to pay anywhere from $7,000-$25,000. Do understand that there are no refunds in plastic surgery. Remember many Americans go down south to have their plastic surgery, while the surgery is cheap in Mexico and Costa Rica; the quality is sometimes not as good. And there are many horrors stories. So if you are going to have the surgery, get it done where you can be followed up afterwards, I can tell you one fact- almost 50 % of patients who get a face lift fell even more depressed afterwards-because of the poor result. So think twice before you get it done. There is nothing wrong with aging naturally-it happens to all of us. In some cases, the person does not need a face-lift but a Prozac.

Face lift


Can you tell me what exactly is a face-lift?

Face-lift is a cosmetic procedure. Despite the name it is an extensive procedure and should not be taken lightly. During the procedure, done while you are asleep, the surgeon removes the excess skin on your face and then repositions the contour lines. Most people also undergo a neck lift at the same time.

Face lift not only make you look young but boost self confidence . The procedure can take anywhere from 2-6 hours. Complications and f..k ups are very common during the procedure. It is a very expensive procedure and should never be done in young people. It is usually undertaken in older people who wish to get rid of their facial lines and creases. Prozac is a much cheaper alternative if you do not have money.